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Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’

Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty, So check out how we live in the Electric City!

They call it Scranton. What? The Electric City Scranton What? The Electric City

Lazy Scranton the Electric City They call it that ’cause of the electricity

The city’s laid out from east to west And our public parks and libraries are truly the best

Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider But check that it’s covered by your health care provider!

Are you hungry? Well quit your whining The new downtown has five-star dining

You lack coal mines and you wanna see ‘em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum!

The dope thing to do, that’s several and countin' The illest place to go is Montage Mountain

Plenty of space in the parking lot, But the little cars go in the compact spot Spot, spot, spot, spot…

Snack attack time, don’t lose your head We like Cugino’s for the tasty bread

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